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Kenmis
Here for a while
(4/5/03 6:43 pm)
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Worst in-game puns
Just a little light-hearted post for the weekend. :)

I wanted to share with you all a terrible, terrible pun i inflicted on my party a little while ago.

The PC's were approaching the water alter, which at the time was under attack from a fire temple force, seeking retribution for the attack and subsiquent distruction of the fire altar. There were two Salamanders present, which were waist-deep in water, creating huge gouts of steam and obscuring them from the PC's view.

The party joins the fight, and find things are a bit tougher than they expected.

Party Bard: Ok, i take a five foot step back, fire at the flaming skeletons, and begin my bard song.

Me: What song are you playing? Smoke on the water?

Group: <GROAN>

Thank you, thank you, i'm here all week folks. :)

Taelohn
Here for a while
(4/5/03 8:38 pm)
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Heh heh.
A bunch of guards were sitting around a table playing a card game the other day... the last words of one of the guys before being obliterated by a fireball: "I fold."

Prince Imrahil
Here for a while
(4/6/03 5:52 pm)
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Re: Heh heh.
Of course, there's ALWAYS this classic:

DM: You come to a fork in the road.
Player: I pick it up and put it in my pocket.

Kylearanon
Here for a while
(4/6/03 11:49 pm)
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Re: Heh heh.
LOL .... could you guys give us more of those !!!
I like the fork thing and sometimes I am quite sad that we don´t play in english :) .

Kyle

Elisyum
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(4/7/03 6:03 am)
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gazebo
There's always the old gazebo story.
A true uncontested classic.
I've also read a story about a high level party who come accross 'four armed koblolds' which the party's ranger misunderstood as a 'four-armed kobold' and thinking it was some kind of strange creature that could kick his ass, he ran. While the rest of the party entered the room and wondered what the hell got into him.

Then of course there's:
"Carpe DM"
"I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot vorpal pole"
"Chaotic Stupid"
etc.

Rayal17
Looking around
(4/7/03 6:23 am)
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Re: gazebo
My favorite one.

A mage cast a sending spell to another mage:
Mage 1's Sending:
"I need to contact you securely. Let's talk."

Mage 2's reply:
"Are you stuipd?"

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